Sexual Ghosts
The aftermath
Has anyone seen my keys?
Background
Lyrics by MC. Music is taken from a daily invention. This one’s about a weird news story regarding someone who believed they were being haunted by some kinky ghosts in their house.
- Darby
Lyrics
Sexual ghosts, they've got more
Kink than you think.
Before they cause a little death
They'll take you closer to the brink.
Sexual ghosts deliver service with a smile.
They're always more than happy to have some fun Cerberus style.
After dusk, I hear a howl
a phantom presence on the prowl
A Tension needing the release
Of groups of people making beasts
with many backs upon the floor,
along a wall, against a door
A funky feeling in the air
Astrological as they can bear
A leg lay resting on a rug
As other parts need a tug
Sit there waiting or maybe not.
This sexy spirit is mighty hot.
Folks get spooked and Give a start
As phantoms grope at private parts
Some prudish people fearing fret
With freaky phantoms getting wet
Bombastic beasties thrumming bass
Playing with toys in tight space.